08 . 10 . 2012
MEMO #95
All employees are reminded that Agent Farrell does not allow the following sentences to be uttered within the walls of the firing range:
            * “(Name of Weapon), I choose YOU!”
            * “By the power of Greyskull”
            * Is this stuff flammable?”
            * Take that, COBRA.”
            * Anything from Full Metal Jacket
Furthermore, no one may “shoot for beers” or any other type of alcohol.

MEMO #95

All employees are reminded that Agent Farrell does not allow the following sentences to be uttered within the walls of the firing range:

            * “(Name of Weapon), I choose YOU!”

            * “By the power of Greyskull”

            * Is this stuff flammable?”

            * Take that, COBRA.”

            * Anything from Full Metal Jacket

Furthermore, no one may “shoot for beers” or any other type of alcohol.

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  6. shieldit reblogged this from shieldhumanresourcesdept and added:
    Can we rename the IT division’s section Kethenecia? Because “Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics...
  7. captainlupin reblogged this from pantheraj and added:
    Sounds like a plan. I’ll head over there now.
  8. pantheraj reblogged this from captainlupin and added:
    I would love some coffee, thank you. Shall we meet in the ‘park’ area?
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  10. shieldhumanresourcesdept reblogged this from captainlupin and added:
    Yes. Yes, you can. “For Kethenecia!” is also acceptable. Agent “It’s the Least I Could Do” Hill
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  13. agentzingari reblogged this from shieldhumanresourcesdept and added:
    I am pleased that channeling my inner Spike Spiegel and saying “Bang” is still permitted.
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